Sign of the Times

 

Hmm, what's all this, then?

Let's delve a little deeper...

Cronofy - 'Scheduling everything for everyone'

'We deliver tools and services that allow businesses, groups, and people to effectively organize their time. Managing time should take minimal effort and consider a person’s whole life with complete respect for their privacy... We immerse ourselves in the future. We continuously question and challenge norms in order to find better answers to the scheduling problems of today and tomorrow.'

Bullshit level: off the scale

Edmond Shipway (construction consultants) - 'A business based on people, personalities and performance'

'From the outset our team will focus on building a strong partnership with clients, their stakeholders and fellow consultants.  Our team will work to become an extension of our clients, on hand to advise and help to embed improved processes and procedures.'

Bullshit level: substantial bullshit

ChurchSuite (software company)

Bullshit level: no data available

ITP (Integrated Transport Planning) - 'Improving the way the world moves'

'ITP's multi-disciplinary team researches, designs, implements, monitors and evaluates sustainable transport initiatives for clients all over the world.'

Bullshit level:  mild bullshit

Reformer Studio - 'It's time to reform'

'The Reformer Studio is an inner city holistic retreat, walk through our doors and instantly feel the stress and tension of city life melt away. We offer a sanctuary, an escape to everyday life, a place to allow the body to take what it needs to restore, be it physical or emotional.'

Bullshit level: utter bullshit

Bradstock Bourne Ltd (financial services) - 'Getting to understand your dreams, ambitions and needs'

'When you talk to us about what you want to achieve, we’ll build a team around you to help make it happen.'

Bullshit level: significant bullshit

Death Ray Studio (tattoo studio)

Bullshit level: refreshing absence of bullshit. Well done, Death Ray Studio!